from the editor in chief
i told you things were gonna get spicy 8

wine bitch
interstate shipping 12

the mistress
ask mistress corky 14

rage
mc hip hop 18

the surreal gourmet
dishwasher salmon 22

text flow
gulli arnason 26

celebrity interview
steven page of barenaked ladies 28

sex, wine & rock 'n roll
new releases 34

special report
going long - long island wines 40

g-spot
hal's angel 48

head space
stephanie putnam of the hess collection 52

wine & food
rules for when wine rules 56

cellar rat
lab work 58

electric jester
don't cry over damned milk 61

vices
specialty spirits: lemoncello 63
coffee page: the un-coffee 64
brew page: an oyster in your beer, sir? 66

horoscope
wines of the zodiac 82