Wanna make sly eyes over a glass of cab? (If not, we're very sorry.) Want your lashes to look like a long, tall flute of bubbly? Marvalash be Marva-licious! There's a total "duh" factor -- why the hell did it take so long for someone to think of this? Like we all didn't want to look like Natalie Portman?
The only downside: Marvalash bambi-lashes maketh your aviator glasses smudgy and shit. Driving could be dangerous. But we all suffer for beauty. Get a chauffer. Actually, in Hollywood, please do. Lindsay, you hear us? Keifer? And yes, K-24 could use lashes. On his eyes. Or nether regions.