If you're dreaming about hitting the sack while your guests are hitting the sake, try dropping a hint. Change the music to "Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey, Good-bye" by Steam, or Woody Guthrie's "So Long, It's Been Good to Know You." If these are not among your collection, a personal atonal rendition can convey the message nicely. If that doesn't work, begin noisily doing the dishes. When all else fails, say goodnight and go to bed.

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