Is it just my ungratefulness or does everybody find it excruciatingly frustrating to receive expensive and useless things when there's a long list of basic necessities that they, well, need?
The temperature's rising. The sap's beginning to flow. The wooly mammals are emerging from their caves and blinking in the bright sunlight. What's a Homosapien to do but celebrate the rites of spring with a loved one (or a potential spring fling).